February 2012
527 posts
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are you tired?
because you’ve been running through my head all day
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oh dear, a boy in my sixth form has made up and...
TOTAL TWAT.
but funny also.
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fuck this.
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R U mine?
First base: being in the same room
Second base: breathing the same air
Third base: eye contact
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when your mum shouts "DINNER"
and you’re like a metre away.
oh baby, i don’t know how you live with yourself, sweet honey, you know i don’t...
– make you mine - the drums (via beggars-cantbechoosers)
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Just deleted a girl on facebook who put up a...
damn bitches, all the fucking time.
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WHY IS EVERYTHING SO FUNNY?
When you’re texting someone and they just laugh in text form AFTER EVERYTHING “lol”, “haha”, “aha” Please, I’m sure you’re not really in hysterics looking at your phone whilst you text.
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Frank Turner
god.
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typical maths exam question
School: 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: Iqbal has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the mass of the sun.
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AND SATISFACTION FEELS LIKE A DISTANT MEMORY
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scoochonovercloserdear:
“It was right then that I started thinking about Thomas Jefferson on the Declaration of Independence and the part about our right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. And I remember thinking how did he know to put the pursuit part in there? That maybe happiness is something that we can only pursue and maybe we can actually never have it. No matter what. How...